The Argument

"Okay, let's settle this argument," the commander said. "Let's hear your side of the story, Angus." "I told 'em usin' firewood is best for light but they disagree." Angus explained.

"Well that is, pretty good." the commander said thoughtfully, "Well, what about your side, Wingnut and Wolfgang?" "Ha!" "Wingnut said, "Only nerds use firewood!" Wolfgang chimed in.
"We think torches are the best!" Wingnut explained.

"Is not!" Angus yelled. "Is too!" Wingnut and Wolfgang yelled. "Is no--!" Angus started to yell. "Stop!" the commander said crossly. "He started it." Wingnut and Wolfgang bragged. Angus' face grew beet red. "So, I don't care," he muttered under his breath. "I heard that!" Wolfgang shouted across the room.

The commander grew annoyed of listening to the argument. "Okay, okay! Both objects are good for light. So there." "Nuh-uh!" both teams yelled. "Torches are the best!" Wingnut and Wolfgang hollered. "No! Firewood is the best!" Angus screeched so loudly that you could hear him all the way to the end of the forest.

While they were arguing about this, the commander was deep in thought. Then he spoke up, "Guys," he boomed over the argument. "I think all three of you should stop arguing." After he said that, Angus, Wingnut, and Wolfgang were as silent as a mouse. Wingnut broke the silence to yell nerd to Angus. The commander help up his hands. They were silent again.

Then the commander said softly, "I don't care if you guys think whatever torches or firewood is better. Why don't you just stick to your own ideas?" Angus, Wingnut, and Wolfgang shrugged, the left the cave.